"Well, it's an unimaginable honor to be the president during the Fourth of July of this country. It means what these words say, for starters. The great inalienable rights of our country. We're blessed with such values in America. And I--it's--I'm a proud man to be the nation based upon such wonderful values."--Visiting the Jefferson Memorial, Washington, D.C., July 2, 2001
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Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A: The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
I never forget a face, but in your case
I'll be glad to make an exception.
lol
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started by
bigjohn2
(08.17.2003 8:47:02 PM EST)
good one
Well
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started by
roger
(08.17.2003 0:56:12 AM EST)
The only two I see that need diapers are the snake and the cat cause I'mma stomp the shit outta both of 'em.
hahahaha
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