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I wonder if
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started by
meesha
(08.03.2003 1:54:43 PM EST)
we could teach the bear to eat annoying goofball memebers that don't get the hint that they're not wanted around here?!?
hehehehe
Can I borrow him?
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started by
tjshere
(08.03.2003 10:39:46 AM EST)
I would just LOVE to introduce him to my boss.
I bet he gets a blow-job from her and breakfast too.
hahahaha
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