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Self Defense Manager

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 11/06/2003
 
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My boss tried to get me on the couch. I guess he was studying wrestling.

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    when i ask for a raise (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (11.06.2003 9:42:41 PM EST)
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    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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    started by bigjohn2
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