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Where's Your Donor Card?

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 10/19/2003
 
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If he tells them no, will they put it all back?

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    say (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (10.19.2003 10:40:12 PM EST)

    is medicare going to cover that?


    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
    ahahahahaha (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (10.19.2003 10:45:05 AM EST)

    look at that smoking in the operating room...

    Ya gotta admire that guy (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.19.2003 10:36:57 AM EST)


    It takes guts to be a living donor.

    Shit! Anybody got a light?

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    "We can put 'em back. (0 replies)
    started by ebenny
    (10.19.2003 2:05:17 AM EST)

    We numbered 'em. See?"

    Now THAT would be Dr TJ (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (10.19.2003 0:03:31 AM EST)


    operating with a damn cigarette dangling from his mouth.. LMAO

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