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You know something is wrong here. He has a woman in bed... and she's naked and he is complaining about not having sex????
I wonder who's fault that is.
what?
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started by
simonsez
(10.16.2003 5:52:42 PM EST)
dont men always plan on having sex? they dont usualy get it but they still plan on it
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woodenshoes
(10.16.2003 0:10:06 AM EST)
Yaaaaa baby
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