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By: sleepwalker2000Published: 11/20/2003
 
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Thrown out for lack of evidence or was it assault with a dead weapon?

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    lmfao (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.20.2003 9:20:17 PM EST)

    hahahahahahahaha......

    Really? (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.20.2003 4:59:02 AM EST)


    No wonder the judge didn't bother to issue a gag order on the case.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    But... (0 replies)
    started by hyenasmirk
    (11.20.2003 0:52:38 AM EST)

    was it a stick up, or a hold up?

    "We pursue that, which retreats from us"

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    started by thecritic
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    isn't that guy registered here?

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