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Building The Better Cigarette

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 11/16/2003
 
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I have an uncle that was hit by a drunk driver, can I sue Jim Beam?

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    You should watch The Insider (0 replies)
    started by sleepwalker2000
    (11.19.2003 10:26:17 PM EST)

    it might tell you why they're suing the cigarette companies.

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

    Please... (0 replies)
    started by hyenasmirk
    (11.17.2003 5:58:08 PM EST)

    Don't get me started. On this one, I will side with the cigarette company. At least until people grow some common sense. These lawsuits are getting ridiculous. Ahh, but what do I know.... Keep puffin'....

    "We pursue that, which retreats from us"

    damn you know (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (11.16.2003 11:34:30 AM EST)

    this is probably what there thinking....

    Right on, cowboy (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.16.2003 9:25:05 AM EST)


    I'm too fat. I'll bet I could make a zillion dollars suing all the fast food establishments and Little Debbie's. I wonder if I caould find a lawyer corrupt enough to take the case?

    Waaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahaha!

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Well (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (11.16.2003 0:14:10 AM EST)


    it ain't the customers that are suing them anyway... it's the families of the customers. Every since I inhaled my first smoke, I knew that smoking was not good for me. I just don't understand this suing the companies crap.

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