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By: sleepwalker2000Published: 12/17/2004
 
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    Ah, no big deal (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.17.2004 8:16:48 AM EST)


    I'm sure it beats the hell out of my ex wife's cooking.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Well (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (12.17.2004 0:15:00 AM EST)


    aren't we glad cows don't fly.

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

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