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Serious Relationships

By: simonsezPublished: 05/11/2004
 
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I'd say it's time to seriously think about moving on.

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    For 2 obvious reasons.... (2 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (05.11.2004 4:30:16 AM EST)


    He should have stuck with oral.

    Who the hell walks around the house wearing a necktie??? Besides Ozzie Nelson, I mean.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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