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Dating Services

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 03/04/2004
 
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He should be happy. At least he got a female. I think.

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    with green hair (0 replies)
    started by simonsez
    (03.04.2004 11:30:13 PM EST)

    i guess thats to match the boogers on her cheek.


    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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    started by bigjohn2
    (03.04.2004 8:42:59 PM EST)

    which one is suing...

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    I used that dating service once and ended up with Michael Jackson. I lied about my age.

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