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Thank Goodness For Alcohol

By: tjsherePublished: 02/07/2004
 
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If it wasn't for booze I might be a 47 year-old virgin.

Thank Goodness For Alcohol

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    Shit TJ (1 reply)
    started by thecritic
    (02.09.2004 0:32:35 AM EST)


    You were a 47 year old virgin 80 some years ago..


    waaaaaaaa hahahahaha

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

    hahahahahaha (0 replies)  
    started by bigjohn2
    (02.07.2004 12:35:05 PM EST)

    thats pretty good...

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