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Sleeping Your Way To The Top

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 02/09/2004
 
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Makes you wonder why she still needs the mattress.

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    My only complaint is.... (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (02.11.2004 8:54:15 PM EST)
    ... there isn't any headboard to bang her head against.

    damn she brings (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (02.09.2004 8:39:53 PM EST)
    her own mattress..lmfao

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    started by thecritic
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    She needs the mattress (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
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    To get raises.

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