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By: sleepwalker2000Published: 02/16/2004
 
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Even at 52 percent off, I'd never be able to afford it.

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    TJ found out how hard it is to type wearing a suit of armor.

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    It has a trap door. I drink a LOT of coffee and I'm allergic to rust.

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    It has a trap door. I drink a LOT of coffee and I'm allergic to rust.

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