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Valentines Day Card

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 02/13/2004
 
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Throw in some candy and flowers and you've got yourself a deal.

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    get the (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (02.15.2004 9:22:23 PM EST)

    just want to get in your pants and the teddy bear and your set...

    What's that clown gonna do? (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (02.13.2004 9:06:30 AM EST)


    Send himself a card.

    Heading out now (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (02.13.2004 0:43:57 AM EST)


    For that candy and those flowers... See you saturday then SW?

    hehe

    Cowboys ain't easy to love

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