"I was a prisoner too, but for bad reasons." - To Argentine President Nestor Kirchner, on being told that all but one of the Argentine delegates to a summit meeting were imprisoned during the military dictatorship, Monterrey, Mexico, Jan. 13, 2004
Random Quote
"Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children." — Sam Austin
Snapple Facts
#38 Fish cough.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, Every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
One Liners
Q. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? A. Doughnuts.
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with jimything5's keyboard.
Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.
