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The Golf Patrol

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 04/15/2004
 
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They need one of these guys on our golf course, right redneck?

The Golf Patrol

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Hell yeah (0 replies)  
started by thecritic
(04.15.2004 0:20:39 AM EST)


and get them bastards that don't rake the traps too.

Cowboys ain't easy to love

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