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Safe Sex

By: thecriticPublished: 05/31/2004
 
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This guy doesn't know how long we tax payers keep people on deathrow.

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    AIDS is everywhere. (0 replies)
    started by willi
    (06.01.2004 9:48:06 PM EST)

    He's gonna regret not using the condom 'cause he's about to recieve a premature lethal injection.

    go ahead (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.31.2004 8:57:10 PM EST)

    do it without cause that will kill em quicker than wait on deathrow

    Gee (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (05.31.2004 9:45:52 AM EST)


    Where are they gonna find any girls in a men's prison?

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    ENRON (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (05.31.2004 9:29:40 AM EST)


    practiced safe sex.
    They screwed everybody and never even got their pecker wet.

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