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Q. What do you get if you cross a Freeway with a bicycle? A. Killed.
Stumped by his son's question,
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willi
(06.01.2004 9:35:24 PM EST)
Papa Fly sends the little pest into the next room to entertain his baby brother Maggot.
my pleasure to send you and your whole family straight to hell.
Man I hate flies.
LOL
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started by
tjshere
(06.01.2004 2:57:44 AM EST)
"Yes, son, and there's a dead carcass on every corner"
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