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if he'd been a current NBA player he couldn't make the jump shot
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tjshere
(06.15.2004 3:16:53 AM EST)
At least he didn't slam-dunk it.
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thecritic
(06.15.2004 0:29:06 AM EST)
I don't know why cruel baby jokes are so funny to me but they is.
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