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Just Married

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 07/01/2004
 
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This looks more like role reversal.

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    A $150 a day is cheap .... (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.01.2004 9:13:17 AM EST)


    compared to what he’ll end up paying after the divorce.

    If he realized... (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.01.2004 6:14:21 AM EST)


    This is probably the last time this will ever happen, he'd probably have a different attitude.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Gotta sleep sometime (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (07.01.2004 0:42:11 AM EST)


    besides, if I'd spent 150 bucks, I'd damn sure get me some poontang.

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