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Staying After Class

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 08/10/2004
 
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    Jimything5 went out ..... (0 replies)
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    with a teacher once and got screwed up the butt.

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    I went out .......... (0 replies)  
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    with a teacher once. She kept making me do it over and over again, until I got it right.

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