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is so stupid she told me to meet her at the corner of walk and don't walk
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obxbeachbum
(10.28.2004 10:07:59 PM EST)
Golf- Four and a half hours of recreation and commeraderie with you pals. Followed by a few beers, good conversation and jokes.
Sex 10 minutes. Followed by "did you get to do the things I put on your list"?
What would you be thinking about?
An end with horror is better than horror without end.
hahahahaha
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bigjohn2
(10.28.2004 8:36:49 PM EST)
you want a hole but not the one she thinks...
Geez
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tjshere
(10.28.2004 6:50:22 PM EST)
No wonder you always slice. Your clubs are covered with goo.
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