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I Am Happily Married

By: thecriticPublished: 10/28/2004
 
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She has her dreams and I have mine.

I Am Happily Married

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    started by obxbeachbum
    (10.28.2004 10:07:59 PM EST)

    Golf- Four and a half hours of recreation and commeraderie with you pals. Followed by a few beers, good conversation and jokes.
    Sex 10 minutes. Followed by "did you get to do the things I put on your list"?
    What would you be thinking about?

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    you want a hole but not the one she thinks...

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