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"I used the expression 'ride herd.' I don't know if anybody understood the meaning. It's a little informal in diplomatic terms. I said, we're going to put a guy on the ground to ride herd on the process. See them all scratching their heads."—Bush, realizing few people understand him when he speaks Source: New York Times, "The President's Trip, In the President's Words: 'A Mutual Desire to Work Toward the Vision," June 5, 2003
 
 

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Hands On Experience

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 12/29/2004
 
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Well I guess the redneck can scratch that job

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    That isn't true! (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (12.29.2004 1:21:58 PM EST)


    He took 2 weeks off one time with a bad case of wanker's elbow.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Well lady (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (12.29.2004 0:44:50 AM EST)


    whoever you hire is gonna be watching porn right there in the office so get over it.

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