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A Simple Operation

By: luvly1Published: 12/04/2004
 
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His HMO must be pretty unreliable.

A Simple Operation

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    those (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (12.05.2004 9:51:43 AM EST)

    money hungry hospitals..

    Now??? (0 replies)  
    started by tjshere
    (12.04.2004 11:17:34 AM EST)


    Sheeeit!

    The bills will keep trickling in for years to come.

    "oh, look! We forgot to bill him for his 4pm dose of Tylenol on the 23rd. Mail out the 25 dollar charge, stat!"

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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