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I Throw My Golf Balls
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started by
obxbeachbum
(12.01.2004 0:25:13 AM EST)
In with the wash. It does a better job than running them through the dishwasher. They emerge brite white.
An end with horror is better than horror without end.
are
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started by
bigjohn2
(11.30.2004 9:14:19 PM EST)
you not supposed to do that...
Your supposed to put the clothes in the dishwasher with dishes. They come out spot-free that way.
so
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started by
thecritic
(11.30.2004 0:38:41 AM EST)
what's wrong with that
You gonna pull those pistols
or whistle Dixie?
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An end with horror is better than horror without end.
