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"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer." — Homer Simpson
Snapple Facts
#122 A duck can't walk without bobbing its head.
Yo Mama ...
is so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
One Liners
Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A: A different bar.
I always figured Kirstie Alley to be a wine drinker.
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