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Take Out The Papers And The Trash

By: rogerPublished: 03/27/2005
 
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Another memory of my first old lady.

Take Out The Papers And The Trash

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    that (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
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    takes care of that..

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    started by tjshere
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    Even duct tape isn't THAT strong.

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    Does this work for Mothers-in-law?

    TJ is a huge Dick

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    she'd always find her way back

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