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The Ten Commandments

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 04/02/2005
 
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Hey, my commandment has anchovies.

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    started by bigjohn2
    (04.02.2005 11:55:45 AM EST)

    pizza....

    I like pizza (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (04.02.2005 9:03:39 AM EST)


    gives me gas

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Fake (0 replies)
    started by malcom
    (04.02.2005 7:45:46 AM EST)

    Abraham's Kosher pizzaria didn't open untill 36 A.D.

    And he forgot the beer too!
    Moses must be stoned.

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    started by thegrandpatron
    (04.02.2005 7:43:54 AM EST)


    The 10 Commandments and I don’t have a problem with “Thou shall not covet thy neighbors wife". Now I was wondering does that leave the lady open and the end of the block?

    I don't like pizza (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (04.02.2005 0:23:47 AM EST)


    gives me gas

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