"I think it's important for those of us in a position of responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand that the babies out of wedlock is a very difficult chore for mom and baby alike...I believe weought to say there is a different alternative than the culture that is proposed by people like Miss Wolf in society...And, you know, hopefully, condoms will work, but it hasn't worked."-Meet the Press, Nov. 21, 1999
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OK then
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tjshere
(04.06.2005 5:48:41 AM EST)
I guess Rosie O'Donnell is never without romance.
uhmm
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started by
leadj
(04.06.2005 0:51:43 AM EST)
nice, very funny. O how i hate ally mcbeal
Condoms aren't completley safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a truck.
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