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Weight And Fortune

By: rogerPublished: 04/10/2005
 
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    if gp did the enema first (1 reply)
    started by simonsez
    (04.10.2005 11:42:44 AM EST)
    there wouldn't be anything left to weigh


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    started by tjshere
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    That's a quick way to get your weight down before you step on the scale.

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