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Why Get Married

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 07/10/2005
 
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You can bet money if you do get married he'll find out lots of things you're doing wrong.

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    Day 4 (2 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.14.2005 7:31:14 AM EST)


    but who's keeping track.

    Why post a new cartoon? (0 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.13.2005 6:59:31 AM EST)


    Day 3

    After he has kids (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.11.2005 9:15:16 AM EST)


    he'll also find out he doesn't know jack.
    (according to them)

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