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    Church Pew

    By: acidintervalPublished: 09/25/2005
     
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    Two little old ladies were attending a rather long church service.

    One leaned over and whispered, "My butt is going to sleep."

    "I know," replied her companion, "I heard it snore three times.

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    started by tjshere
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    Maybe you ought to quit pulling her thumb.

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