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LMAO @ TJ
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started by
roger
(10.10.2005 8:21:55 PM EST)
I'm glad he came up with something cause I'm sitting here brain dead.
okay... er
ditto what TJ said
Yeah
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started by
tjshere
(10.10.2005 2:47:22 AM EST)
Like the brush hasn't dipped his bristles into a little strange enamel now and then.
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