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Reclassifying Chocolate

By: luvly1Published: 10/20/2005
 
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Personally I think it should be classified as narcotic, but if they want to say it's a major source of protein, I'll sign it too.

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    Narcotic? (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (10.21.2005 2:29:15 PM EST)

    I think girl scouts selling cookies are pushers too.

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    started by thegrandpatron
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    for that "Regan trickle down theory" to get to anything that affected me.

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