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uhmm
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leadj
(11.21.2005 6:04:44 PM EST)
true
Tune into Sanity FM
Well
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started by
roger
(11.21.2005 12:31:56 PM EST)
being called ma'am isn't so bad unless it's preceded by "Hey Harry"
Yeah
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started by
tjshere
(11.21.2005 4:36:32 AM EST)
When you're old enough to be called ma'am, be grateful for whatever you can get.
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