"She is a member of a labor union at one point."- Announcing his nomination of Linda Chavez as secretary of labor. Austin, Texas, Jan. 2, 2001
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"... and on our show tonight we have five Miss America contestants and also some dogs. I mean real dogs ... Come on, now, you know I mean dogs that bark!" — Johnny Carson
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is so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
One Liners
Q. Where do you find a dog with no legs? A. Right where you left him.
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