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By: luvly1Published: 10/22/2005
 
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    This is why (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.22.2005 11:30:07 AM EST)

    I hang out here so much. No brain required.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Mine kept (0 replies)  
    started by luvly1
    (10.22.2005 2:32:22 AM EST)
    telling me today that it couldn't find a driver.

    I kept teling the thing that my driver was due to pick me until 8 & it still made no difference at all.

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