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I've always hated running,
and if you added all mine up together, I might get my marathon in around June 2022.
Heck
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started by
tjshere
(10.25.2005 6:00:19 AM EST)
He probably walked farther than that going back and forth to the refrigerator for beer.
I can move real fast...
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started by
luvly1
(10.25.2005 2:41:50 AM EST)
when I'm paid too.. lol.. but the only running ever catch me doing would be for my life.
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