"In 2000, alone, obesity costs totaled the country an estimated cost of $117 billion." —Bush, promoting his Health and Fitness Initiative Source: The White House, "President Bush Highlights Health and Fitness Initiative: Remarks by the President on Fitness," July 18, 2003
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Q: What's the difference between a paycheck and your dick? A: You don't have to beg a woman to blow your check.
keep it in a jar next to the jar with your wife sex drive that's been removed.
Sheee-it
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tjshere
(10.23.2005 10:05:32 AM EST)
The doc probably just wants to create an opening at the country club.
oh hi j9
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started by
donutncoffee
(10.23.2005 0:15:18 AM EST)
you better get the doc to do a putter extension on old teej since he will have him on the table anyways
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