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	"These people don't have tanks. They don't have ships. They hide in caves. They send suiciders out."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush At Welcome Rally," Nov. 1, 2002

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	#161 The first TV network kids show in the U.S. was "Captain Kangaroo".

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	Q: What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A: A pickpocket snatches watches.

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	The embryos of tiger sharks fight each other while in their mother's womb, the survivor being the baby shark that is born.