"I'm a uniter not a divider. That means when it comes time to sew up your chest cavity, we use stitches as opposed to opening it up." -- Bush, on David Letterman, March 2, 2000. (the audience booed)
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"First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl." — Marion Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
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#141 The square dance is the official dance of the state of Washington.
Yo Mama ...
is so nasty she has two pussys and they both stink.
One Liners
Q: Why do the Alabama cheerleaders wear bibs? A: To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
because they can't believe that eating meat and cheese is good for you.
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