Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Cookies must be
enabled to log in

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
BakerMedia
College Humor
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"I used the expression 'ride herd.' I don't know if anybody understood the meaning. It's a little informal in diplomatic terms. I said, we're going to put a guy on the ground to ride herd on the process. See them all scratching their heads."—Bush, realizing few people understand him when he speaks Source: New York Times, "The President's Trip, In the President's Words: 'A Mutual Desire to Work Toward the Vision," June 5, 2003
 
 

Random Quote
 
"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana... The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are."
— Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#159 The first TV show ever to be put into reruns was "The Lone Ranger".
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
is so greasy she sweats Crisco!
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A: To stop the snoring before it starts!
 
 


Understanding Parents

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 11/08/2005
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

At least he went.

Understanding Parents

Click here to send this picture to your phone

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Kids Will Be Kids
  • Prenuptual Advice from Kids
  • Tips on love by kids age 5-10.
  • Kids Killed For Organs Story Fools Manila Media
  • Personal Account: Why Kids Leave the Farm
  • Good Advice From Kids
  • Damn Kids
  • Noisy Kids Save Grandma
  • A Visit From The Kids
  • Two Little Kids
  • Top 10 Summer Camps You Should Not Send Your Kids To
  • Mom Gives Kids Cold Shoulder Even After Death
  • Kid's Knockout
  • The Perfect Kid's T-Shirt
  • This Kid's Got Talent
  • Cardiac Kids
  • Kids Driving You Crazy?
  • Kids Say The Craziest Things
  • Kids Cartoons?
  • These Kids Can Dance

  • More Cartoons...

     

    Search
     


    Advanced Search
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    I remember once (0 replies)
    started by sleepwalker2000
    (11.08.2005 1:42:02 PM EST)


    I took my Dad bowling and he bowled a strike in the other guy's lane. I couldn't believe it jumped two gutters and still made a strike

    HEY...??? *SW2K*

    It was probably (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (11.08.2005 6:25:32 AM EST)


    The only machine there that he could figure out how to use.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I bet he thought (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (11.08.2005 1:13:52 AM EST)


    he was a winner every time he put a dollar in

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    All-in-One Gym For Sale...
    Best Offer. ...
    07.09.2008

    I Like The
    runway style, myself. Lol. ...
    07.08.2008

    Temptation...
    Is a Bitch! ...
    07.07.2008

    Is It Spending The Night Or Marrige?
    Either way it's gonna cost big time! Lol. ...
    07.06.2008

    Rate This!

    4.08 Goofballs of 5
    12 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    To Have And To Hold
    Until death do us part ...
    07.09.2007

    It Was Just A Little Under Cooked
    I guess they'll just have to eat out instead. ...
    07.08.2007

    Stupid Cupid
    You silly thing. Now look what you've done. ...
    07.07.2007

    A Valentine Gift
    Just a little something to show you care ...
    07.06.2007

    Two Years Ago
    A Visit To Our Local Diner
    Who says we're not worldly or culturally diverse enough? ...
    07.09.2006

    Please Just Give Me The Ticket
    You must be the same officer who's been stuck over ...
    07.08.2006

    An Unnatural Obsession With Golf
    It wouldn't even be all that bad if only yelled out ...
    07.07.2006

    In The Rough
    You can still find me over in the driving range ...
    07.03.2006

    Lookie Here!
    Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    Goofball Facts
     
    In the early days of silent films, there was blatant thievery. Unscrupulous film companies would steal the film print, reshoot a scene or two, and release it as a new production. The combat this, the Biograph company put the company's trademark initials AB somewhere in every scene -- on a door, a wall, or window. Source: "Isaac Asimov's Book of Facts"