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Surgery For The Senator

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 12/26/2005
 
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There are a lot of dead-beats that are responding well to the taxpayer's money.

Surgery For The Senator

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    LOL, nice SW

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    started by tjshere
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    They're the same as junkies. As time goes on they require more and more to get the same high.

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