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A Mother's Word On Relationships

By: luvly1Published: 12/23/2005
 
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And most sailors would agree that you should always remember to tote a little dinghy.

A Mother's Word On Relationships

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    started by tjshere
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    Were caused by my ex-wife becoming a battleship.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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