"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants." -George W. Bush, Jan. 2001
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"I won't be active in the day-to-day operations of the club at all. I can't spread myself so thin. I've got enough headaches with my shipping company." — George Steinbrenner after purchasing the New York Yankees in 1973
Snapple Facts
#26 The Hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, They used her for a trampoline at the Olympics!
One Liners
Q. How many women does it take to change a light bulb? A. None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
yesterday I killed 37 cats, then I took a nap and killed 23 more
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