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Time Management

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 10/07/2005
 
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They have this course in college. All you have to do is show up for credit. My son flunked.

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    I took this course... (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (10.07.2005 1:26:29 PM EST)

    All it ever made me do is become overwhelmed with how many things really couldn't get done.

    lol

    That's when I learned the D.A.D. method.

    "Delegate and disappear"

    That's the best way to get things done.

    If a seminar (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (10.07.2005 6:26:16 AM EST)


    Is anything like a meeting, you won't be missing much.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I remember that Sleepy (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (10.07.2005 0:55:40 AM EST)


    I didn't want to be around you at the time.. LOL

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