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    Christmas Clothes

    By: sleepwalker2000Published: 12/11/2006
     
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    I used to hate when my parents would wait until Christmas to buy me the things I had needed all year.

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    One time when I was about 16 (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (12.11.2006 9:16:38 AM EST)


    I got a pair of socks from my Aunt for X-Mas.
    Until then, I always thought that was just an urban legend.

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