"There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it." -George W. Bush, speaking to Catholic leaders at the White House, Jan. 31, 2001
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"I dont' know. I have never played there." — Golfer Sandy Lyle, aske in 1994 to judge Tiger Woods.
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Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her!
One Liners
Q. Why are hurricanes named after women? A. Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car.
It was the first time she screwed the guy in 20 years.
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