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REPORTER: "[The California recall is] the biggest political story in the country. Is it hard to go in there and say nothing about it?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It is the biggest political story in the country? That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes." REPORTER: "You don't agree?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "It's up to—I don't get to decide the biggest political story. You decide the biggest political story. But I find it interesting that that is the biggest political story in the country, as you just said." REPORTER: "You don't think it should be?" GEORGE W. BUSH: "Oh, I think there's maybe other political stories. Isn't there, like, a presidential race coming up? Maybe that says something. It speaks volumes, if you know what I mean." —Bush, sharing his insights on the 2004 election, Aug. 13, 2003. Source: Source: PBS Online News Hour, "California Certifies 135 Candidates in Recall Election," Aug. 14, 2003.
 
 

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Breakfast Of Canines

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 01/21/2006
 
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My mom would have said, "If the other dogs jumped in the fire, would you jump too?"

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    My lab (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (01.21.2006 9:31:39 AM EST)


    Never ate my homework, but man, could she chew up socks.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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    started by leadj
    (01.21.2006 8:01:17 AM EST)

    nice SW, funny stuff

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    my dog ate my homework all the time.

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