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The perfect "re-gift"
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bossbabe
(12.03.2005 0:34:12 AM EST)
I truly believe there are only 10 fruitcakes in existance - they just keep getting passed on from one to another - I mean, really, who actually eats those things? They do make great doorstops too...
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i like it
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started by
donutncoffee
(12.01.2005 2:44:30 PM EST)
but i call it christmas cake for the obvious reasons
LMAO
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started by
leadj
(12.01.2005 2:18:30 AM EST)
funny, if there were a nuclear holocost, only two things would survive, fruitcake and Cher
Yes but
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started by
roger
(12.01.2005 0:50:35 AM EST)
will it outlast wing tipped shoes?
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